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A material scientist, a biologist, a physicist, and a boat driver are in dingy in the middle of a river with a crocodile in a cage.
The boat driver is nervous and is worried the crocodile might brake out of the cage and eat them all.  

The material scientist says he doesn’t need to worry about the crocodile breaking out because the cage is much to strong for the crocodile to break out.
The biologist says he doesn’t need to worry about the crocodile breaking out because the crocodile was recently fed and won’t attempt to break out until it is hungry.
The physicist says that he doesn’t need to worry about the crocodile breaking out because with four people, a crocodile and a heavy metal cage in the dingy the boat will soon sink and they will all drown.

👩‍🏫👩‍🔬👨‍🏫🚤🐊 

🚤🐊💢

👩‍🏫Cage👍

👩‍🔬Fed

👨‍🏫🚤💢🚤💢

A material scientist, a biologist, a physicist, and a boat driver are in dingy

   in the middle of a river with a crocodile in an cage.

A boat drive is nervous and is worried the crocodile might break out of the cage and eat them all.

The material scientist says he doesn't need to worry about the crocodile breaking out

    because the cage is much too strong for the crocodile to break out.

The biologist say he doesn't need to worry about the crocodiel breaking out

    because the crocodile was recently fed and won't attempt to break out until it is hungry.

The physicist says he doesn't need to worry about the crocodile breaking out

    with four people, a corocodile and heavy metal cage in the dingy 

    the boat will soon sink and they will all drown.

Scientist gag는 어이없어서 웃김 ㅋ

Two women were fighting for the last available seat on the bus.
No amount of reasoning was helping the bus driver resolve the issue. 

In desperation, he grabbed his training manual and announced:

'The policy is to allow the seat to go to the uglier one.'

Both women stood for the remainder of the trip.

👩💢👩‍🦳 버스 자리 놓고 싸움

🚌 버스 기사가 해결 못함

📒 매뉴얼을 들고

👿 못난이한테 자리 준다

🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️ 둘다 서서 감

Two women were fighting for the last available seat on the bus.

No amount of reseaning was helping the bus dirver resolve the issue.

In desperation, he grabbed his traing manual and annouced:

'The policy is to allow the seat to go to the uglier one.'

Both women stood for the remainder of the trip.

짧고 쉬운 문단 소스를 Reddit Jokes로 바꿨다.

뉴스는 아직 쉽지 않아서.

스토리텔링이나 구동사, 구어체 익히는데 도움이 되었으면 한다.

그런데 잘 외워지는 것은 왜인데...🤓

👰‍♀️🤵  I received a wedding invitation.

💌      It read, "Your presence itself is a present. We don't want any presents at the wedding."

🎁      After re-reading it repeatedly, I concluded that I was not invited. So I decided not to attend.

🔄      The invitation should have said "The only present we want is the present of your presence."

                                                                                                                                      from Reddit/Jokes

👰‍♀️🤵  청첩장 받음

💌      너가 오는게 선물. 우린 선물 필요 없어~

🎁      다시 읽고, 안가기로 했어!

🔄      니가 오는게 선물이야! (댓글 내용 추가한 것)

I recieved a wedding invitation.

It read, "Your presence itself is a present. We don't want any presents at the wedding."

After re-reading it repeatedly, I concluded that I was not invited. So, I decided not to attend.

The invitation should have said "The only present we want is the present of your presence."

I recieved a wedding invitation.

It read, "Your presence itself is a present. We don't want any present at the wedding."

After re-reading it repeatedly, I concluded that I was not invited. So, I decided not to attend.

The invitation should have said "The only present we want is the present of your presence."